So here's a thing...

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Get it Right

I thought this was just common cents.

Wait!
*sense

I’m so glad someone made this

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ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

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theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

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thiscallsforphilosophy:

Some motivation from the doctor.

I definitely needed this right now!

MIA YOU NEED TO SEE  THIS

Everyone needs to see this

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

I happen to be procrastinating right now while listening to Mozart

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howlinghalloweenideas:

Remember the floating candles from Harry Potter?
Here’s a clever idea: Use paper towel holders and LED lights to recreate it. Hang your creation with clear fishing line from the ceiling for the floating effect!
Makes for the perfect Halloween party atmosphere! 

howlinghalloweenideas:

Remember the floating candles from Harry Potter?

Here’s a clever idea: Use paper towel holders and LED lights to recreate it. Hang your creation with clear fishing line from the ceiling for the floating effect!

Makes for the perfect Halloween party atmosphere! 

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jayus-layy:

My mom’s hospital had a pumpkin decorating contest. (part one)

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jayus-layy:

My mom’s hospital had a pumpkin decorating contest. (part two)

  • me: i have a crush
  • friend: suck their dick

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grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

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asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

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why is hell changed to heck

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