So here's a thing...

This is the blog of a 22 year old bisexual Marine. I post what I want to, when I want to. Single again. If there's anything else you want to know about me, feel free to drop an ask in the box.

what if your head got pregnant from being mind fucked

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.

It’s one of those things that gets better with repetition.

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iliketonomzalot:

haziibear and I met peter

NO FUCKING WAY SOOPER JELLY RIGHT NOW

Asker Anonymous Asks:
your voice is really cute
my-wayward-shawn my-wayward-shawn Said:

who is this? thank you! :D

shesastormwithskin:

my-wayward-shawn:

northernwindds:

my-wayward-shawn:

northernwindds gave me this list of town names to read in Washington State… and I failed miserably. Follow along with the fail…. featuring floweredintomadness, who didn’t know I was recording at the time.

the list is as follows:

selah 

snoqualmie 

toppenish 

Des Moines 

hoquiam

Morton

Kalama 

Onalaska 

Wilkeson 

Enumclaw 

Sequim 

Skykomish 

Steilacoom 

Mukilteo 

Centraila 

Tenino

THIS IS SO PERFECT I AM CRYING

ARE YOU HAPPY

I’m dying. Can I give you a list of cities from Michigan to do? That would be hilarious.

Yes. I will read whatever anyone wants me to

northernwindds:

my-wayward-shawn:

northernwindds gave me this list of town names to read in Washington State… and I failed miserably. Follow along with the fail…. featuring floweredintomadness, who didn’t know I was recording at the time.

the list is as follows:

selah 

snoqualmie 

toppenish 

Des Moines 

hoquiam

Morton

Kalama 

Onalaska 

Wilkeson 

Enumclaw 

Sequim 

Skykomish 

Steilacoom 

Mukilteo 

Centraila 

Tenino

THIS IS SO PERFECT I AM CRYING

ARE YOU HAPPY

northernwindds gave me this list of town names to read in Washington State… and I failed miserably. Follow along with the fail…. featuring floweredintomadness, who didn’t know I was recording at the time.

the list is as follows:

selah 

snoqualmie 

toppenish 

Des Moines 

hoquiam

Morton

Kalama 

Onalaska 

Wilkeson 

Enumclaw 

Sequim 

Skykomish 

Steilacoom 

Mukilteo 

Centraila 

Tenino

Asker Anonymous Asks:
You've got the most adorable face ever!
my-wayward-shawn my-wayward-shawn Said:

THANK YOU!

tlcplmax:

Stand by…

(via disgruntleddoc)

northernwindds:

ropinthewind:

northernwindds:

my-wayward-shawn:

my-wayward-shawn:

northernwindds:

my-wayward-shawn
selah
snoqualmie
toppenish
Des Moines
hoquiam
Morton- say hi to ropinthewind
Kalama
Onalaska
Wilkeson
Enumclaw
Sequim
Skykomish
Steilacoom
Mukilteo
Centraila
Tenino

OK HANG ON I NEED TO RECORD MYSELF

UPLOADING THE VIDEO NOW northernwindds

FINALLY
ropinthewind
ITS ALMOST HERE I WISH WE WERE WATCHING THIS TOGETHER

SKYPE?

I FUCKED IT ALL UP I MAY HAVE TO MAKE A NEW ONE HOLD ON

IT IS PROCESSING ON YOUTUBE HANG ON A BIT AND I’LL MAKE A POST WITH THE LINK!!!

my-wayward-shawn:

northernwindds:

my-wayward-shawn
selah
snoqualmie
toppenish
Des Moines
hoquiam
Morton- say hi to ropinthewind
Kalama
Onalaska
Wilkeson
Enumclaw
Sequim
Skykomish
Steilacoom
Mukilteo
Centraila
Tenino

OK HANG ON I NEED TO RECORD MYSELF

UPLOADING THE VIDEO NOW northernwindds

northernwindds:

my-wayward-shawn
selah
snoqualmie
toppenish
Des Moines
hoquiam
Morton- say hi to ropinthewind
Kalama
Onalaska
Wilkeson
Enumclaw
Sequim
Skykomish
Steilacoom
Mukilteo
Centraila
Tenino

OK HANG ON I NEED TO RECORD MYSELF

thechandriaan:

my-wayward-shawn:

my-wayward-shawn:

Good hair day I think…

Holy shit my selfie got notes

duh josh have you seen you

NO CANT YOU SEE IM TOO COOL TO LOOK INTO THE CAMERA

stoppity:

  • Being white doesn’t automatically make you a racist.
  • Being a man doesn’t automatically make you a sexist.
  • Being a heterosexual doesn’t automatically make you homophobic.
  • Being cisgendered doesn’t automatically make you transphobic.
  • Existing as a part of the majority does not automatically make you an oppressor to the minority.

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